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Brian Blessed Tells Entire Farmers’ Conference They’re “Cunts”

In an unprecedentedly bold move, actor, climber and shouter, Brian Blessed, has mounted a successful coup to succeed Peter Sutcliffe as Trigger Warning’s patron saint. Brian was attending the annual dinner, which closes the prestigious two day pig and poultry farmers event, at the Coombe Abbey Hotel in Coventry. Dressed appropriately, as a Tudor king, … Read moreBrian Blessed Tells Entire Farmers’ Conference They’re “Cunts”

Saudi Arabia: Don’t fuck about with the electric, please.

Saudi Arabia, wealthy beyond compare, modern, steel and glass towers reaching for the blue, cloudless sky as super cars prowl the pristine streets. Of course we could also say Saudi Arabia, public beatings, rampant censorship, arbitrary public execution. Treating the poor labourers as slaves. Committing genocide on neighbouring countries. Financing terrorism around the world. Saudi … Read moreSaudi Arabia: Don’t fuck about with the electric, please.

Is Cannibalism Kosher?

News is filtering through from South Africa that a cannibalism ring has been uncovered. Of the many rings reported by the news channels, cannibalism is way, way ahead of Saturn’s, Olympic and a-roses in terms of entertainment value. Evidence is relatively strong, given a verbal confession from the resident witch doctor, a decapitated body and … Read moreIs Cannibalism Kosher?

Steve Bannon: Hold my beer…and my sandwich.

Steve Bannon is often the gift that just keeps on giving in many respects. This week he contacted Robert Kuttner of The American Prospect to have a bit of a chat. Given Mr Kuttner is regarded as existing on the left side of the spectrum he appeared to believe Big Steve was calling him up to … Read moreSteve Bannon: Hold my beer…and my sandwich.